Big Joe's Texas Bar
 

Two guy's stop in Big Joe's to get a Beer. We will have two draft Bud's please. Bartender full's two BIG glass's of Beer & say's $.80 cents please.
The guy gladly pay's the bartender think'in he made a mistake. Two more people come in the bar & sat down at a table, but didn't order anything.

After about an hour, the first two guy's order another Bud draft. The bartender say's $.80 cents please. The guy give's him a dollar & he got 20 cent's back, and he asked the bartender why he sells the Beer so cheap? The bartender say's, I own this place & I give all my customers
a discount. The guy say's WOW now I like this place, but how come the two guy's sit'in at the table didn't order anything yet?

Bartender say's>> Ooo, they just came in from Florida, & they are wait'in for "HAPPY HOUR"

I can relate!

Ha ha!