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chuck90199 04-12-2018 07:14 AM
A Perfect Husband
 
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,100. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2018 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$190,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price, it needs all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking just $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000; it's really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are staring at him, their mouths open in astonishment.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

redwitch 04-12-2018 09:01 AM
I spit coffee.

Abby10 04-12-2018 09:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chuck90199 (Post 1532372)
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,100. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2018 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$190,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price, it needs all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking just $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000; it's really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are staring at him, their mouths open in astonishment.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
I heard this one before but loved it just as much the second time around. :thumbup:

Barefoot 04-12-2018 10:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chuck90199 (Post 1532372)
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,100. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2018 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$190,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price, it needs all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking just $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000; it's really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are staring at him, their mouths open in astonishment.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
:a20:

600th Photo Sq 04-12-2018 05:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chuck90199 (Post 1532372)
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,100. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2018 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$190,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price, it needs all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking just $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000; it's really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are staring at him, their mouths open in astonishment.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
I give it " One " yes (1) laugh why... she would have recognized that it wasn't her husband by his voice....So one Laugh.....only Ha

Barefoot 04-13-2018 08:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 600th Photo Sq (Post 1532536)
I give it " One " yes (1) laugh why... she would have recognized that it wasn't her husband by his voice....So one Laugh.....only Ha
I thought the joke was funny, 3 Ha's, but I didn't take it seriously. Ha Ha Ha.

fw102807 04-14-2018 06:37 AM
I'll go for 3 also ha ha ha, I thought it was funny

dewilson58 04-14-2018 08:36 AM
NOT funny, that was my phone.

fw102807 04-14-2018 08:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dewilson58 (Post 1532910)
NOT funny, that was my phone.
No even funnier


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