I just finished reading
 

Yesterday I had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be THE Man Of Your House.”

I put it down and found my wife in the kitchen. I announced to her, “From now on I’m running this show, and my word will be law. You’ll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m done eating it, you’ll serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner you’re going upstairs with me, and we’ll have any kind of sex that I choose! Afterwards, you’re going to run me a relaxing bath. You’ll wash my back, towel me dry, and bring me my robe. Then, you’ll massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”

My wife replied “The undertaker would be my first guess!”

Then the fight began!