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The Retiree's Interview
I recently got interviewed by a weekly newpaper from my hometown. The subject was retirement. Here are some of the questions and answers.
Q: How do you see the days of the week? A: Usually as 6 Saturdays and 1 Sunday. Q: When is your normal bedtime? A: Normally three hours after I fall asleep on the couch. Q: As a retiree, how many of you would it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it might be an all-day project. Q: What's your biggest gripe being a retiree? A: There is not enough time in the day to get everything done. Q: Do you mind being called a senior? A: Not at all. The term comes with 10% discount. Q: Among your fellow retiree's what do you consider formal attire? A: Shoes with laces. Q: Why do so many retiree's count pennies? A: They are the only ones who have the time. Q: What is a common term for someone who says they enjoy work and refuses to retire? A: Nuts! Q: As a retiree, why are you so slow to clean out the attic or garage? A: Because I know that as soon as I do, one of our adult kids will want to store stuff there. Q: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? A: If I cut classes, no one calls my parents. Q: Why do retirees often say they don't miss work but miss the people they used to work with? A: They're too polite to tell the whole truth. |
:clap2:Love this! Thanks for the chuckle!
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