The Senility Prayer. Thanks to the Source...
 

....as you probably know who you are.

Smiles of the Day

The Senility Prayer

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked
anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the
eyesight to tell the difference. Now that I'm 'older', here's what I've discovered:

1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

3. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.

4. If all is not lost, where is it?

5. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

6. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

7. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

8. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

9. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them
on my knees.

10. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone
decide to play chess?

11. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.

12. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

13. I've thinking about the hereafter...I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm hereafter.

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Some really good ones!

Good stuff Tal!

You guys and gals are very welcome.:)

Atta Boy Tal! You get a triple GE :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:!

And...everytime I think I've gotten all my ducks in a row one of those little suckers waddles off.