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chuck90199 10-12-2018 09:42 AM
Talking Sheep Dog
 
After a talking sheep dog gets all the sheep into the pen, he reports back to the owner, "All 40 sheep accounted for."

"But I only have 36 sheep,” the owner said.

"I know," said the sheep dog, "But I rounded them up."

Barefoot 10-12-2018 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by chuck90199 (Post 1589405)
After a talking sheep dog gets all the sheep into the pen, he reports back to the owner, "All 40 sheep accounted for."

"But I only have 36 sheep,” the owner said.

"I know," said the sheep dog, "But I rounded them up."
:girlneener:

Ecuadog 10-12-2018 10:11 AM
That's a groaner.

Barefoot 10-12-2018 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Ecuadog (Post 1589424)
That's a groaner.
Yes, it's a groaner, but it's a funny groaner.

Taltarzac725 10-12-2018 01:05 PM
Always like puns. I tried to get them into the abstracts I wrote for Information Access Company's Area Business Databank back in 1985 and half way through 1986. My editors usually allowed most of them to go through.

Some of these might be online somewhere or other.


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