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chuck90199 10-15-2018 04:22 PM
One Day In Heaven
 
Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven, where Saint Peter gives him a nice, modern six-bedroom house with a pretty little garden and a tennis court. Pleased with his lot, Bill quickly settles into the afterlife.

One day he is out walking when he bumps into a man wearing a fine tailored suit. "That's really nice," says Bill, "Where did you get it?"

"Actually," says the man, "I was given 50 of these, plus two mansions, a yacht, a golf course and four Rolls-Royces."

"Wow, were you a pope or a doctor healing the terminally ill?" asks Bill.

"No, I was the captain of the Titanic."

Bill storms off to see Saint Peter. "How come the captain of a sunken ship gets all that while I, the inventor of the Windows Operating System just gets a crummy little house?" he asks.

Saint Peter replies, "The Titanic only crashed once."

aninjamom 10-15-2018 07:13 PM
:Screen_of_Death::thumbup: LOL!

fw102807 10-16-2018 06:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chuck90199 (Post 1590479)
Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven, where Saint Peter gives him a nice, modern six-bedroom house with a pretty little garden and a tennis court. Pleased with his lot, Bill quickly settles into the afterlife.

One day he is out walking when he bumps into a man wearing a fine tailored suit. "That's really nice," says Bill, "Where did you get it?"

"Actually," says the man, "I was given 50 of these, plus two mansions, a yacht, a golf course and four Rolls-Royces."

"Wow, were you a pope or a doctor healing the terminally ill?" asks Bill.

"No, I was the captain of the Titanic."

Bill storms off to see Saint Peter. "How come the captain of a sunken ship gets all that while I, the inventor of the Windows Operating System just gets a crummy little house?" he asks.

Saint Peter replies, "The Titanic only crashed once."
Love it! :bigbow:

CFrance 10-16-2018 12:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chuck90199 (Post 1590479)
Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven, where Saint Peter gives him a nice, modern six-bedroom house with a pretty little garden and a tennis court. Pleased with his lot, Bill quickly settles into the afterlife.

One day he is out walking when he bumps into a man wearing a fine tailored suit. "That's really nice," says Bill, "Where did you get it?"

"Actually," says the man, "I was given 50 of these, plus two mansions, a yacht, a golf course and four Rolls-Royces."

"Wow, were you a pope or a doctor healing the terminally ill?" asks Bill.

"No, I was the captain of the Titanic."

Bill storms off to see Saint Peter. "How come the captain of a sunken ship gets all that while I, the inventor of the Windows Operating System just gets a crummy little house?" he asks.

Saint Peter replies, "The Titanic only crashed once."
That's funny!


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