You might be a Villager .............
 

You might be a Villager
If you've ever driven a golf cart for more than 10 miles in a day.

You might be a Villager
If you know what Pickle Ball, Hand and Foot and Mexican Train mean.

You might be a Villager
If you have ever gone out drinking and dancing for the evening and when
you got home it was only 7 PM.

You might be a Villager
If your heart starts pumping every time you hear the Electric Slide.

You might be a Villager
If you've ever played golf with someone who uses a driver to tee off on
a par 3 hole.

You might be a Villager
If you have ever fantasized about dumping 1000 marbles under the feet
of line dancers.

You might be a Villager
If you plan your day around happy hours.

You might be a Villager
If you've ever played bingo while sitting in your golf cart.

You might be a Villager
If you have ever been told by a Golf Ambassador to speed up.

You might be a Villager
If you have attended all the political rallies in your area and have
never seen a Democrat contender.
Maybe this has been here before, but its worth a second look.


You might be a Villager
If you can no longer become pregnant but your husband looks like he is.

You might be a Villager
If you have ever heard an ambulance siren and wondered if there was a
tee time opening up.

You might be a Villager
If you receive an average of 3 free dinners in the mail every week for
you and your spouse to attend a retirement seminar.

You might be a Villager
If you have ever been asked if you have seen the shuttle since you moved
to Florida and you reply that not only have you seen it, but you've ridden
it to the airport.

Guess I am a villager!:loco:

You might be a Villager if
you have more costumes in your closet than regular clothes.

You might be a Villager if:

... You wave to all your neighbors :wave:

... You have to weed out some activities so you'll have some leisure time :mornincoffee:

... You met your neighbors on TOTV before you met them in person :024:

... You don't care what your neighbors did for a living or how much $ they made before they moved here ...unless they were an English major :popcorn:

... You can eat out every night for weeks without leaving the bubble and never eat at the same place twice :icon_hungry:
... Make that months for golf:clap2:

... it :censored: you off if your neighbor's dog pees in your yard :cus:

... If you see someone who looks lost you stop and help them find their way :mademyday:

... You will live where you live 'till you croak (ribit--what no frog smiley?)

....You wear white shorts - black socks - and brown sandles
(and can't figure out which one don't match) hee hee.