warning --there are BEAR in florida..
 

WARNING
THERE ARE BEAR IN FLORIDA

Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the FL Fish and Wildlife Branch
is advising hikers , hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors
in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give
advance warning to any bears that might be close by so you don't take them by
surprise .

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry " PEPPER SPRAY"
WITH HIM IN CASE OF AN ENCOUNTER WITH A BEAR.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the
difference between black bear feces and and grizzly bear feces.
Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly Bear S--t
has little bells in it and smells like pepper.........

This is a public service anouncement by ..FUMAR

Fumar, good public service announcement. :boom:

:D

Fumar very funny but there are no Brown or Grizzly Bears in Florida! If you come to Alaska I will happily show you the difference between Black Bear and Brown Bear scat.

Halle, jingling all the way!

:plane:

In my Great Outdoorsperson magazine, the title would have been:

How to Lure, Feed and Bag a Bear

Pturner the editor :read:

Fumar. Fumar. Fumar. I would suggest that you get a dog to protect you...but that wouldn't work.

Fumar. You ain't right.

When I walk my friends dog
 

through the woods in Brooksville, I like to play the ringtone on my cell phone, which is Garry Owen. That's the 7th Cav song. I have not run into any bears.:thumbup:

I should have known!!! FUMAR!!!!!!!!!!!!:rant-rave:

An oldie--mean Fumar-- and a goodie--Fumar??
 

At least, he does not want us to watch Grizzly Man again.

And just think, Grizzly Man's dad said he would never amount to s$$t. :loco:

old post
 

Don't be confused this thread somehow was revived from the dead

Well, there are bear in Florida. There's even one in the Villages from a picture on TOTV taken in the Village of Winifred about 4 weeks ago. Just a FL black bear though, but one that looks to be a good 5 to 6 feet long. https://www.talkofthevillages.com/fo...89-post22.html

This is one of Fumar's funnier posts too.

And where has Fumar been lately?

"Come out, come out, wherever you are!!!!" :1rotfl:

Maybe a good dog poop thread will bring him out sniffing........ :loco:

Bill :)

I would assume that the dog poop is easier to clean up than the FL black bear poop.

I am not a poop expert though. http://images.google.com/search?q=be...w=1366&bih=559

Still like the fact that in the new Lee Goldberg book Mr. Monk is a Mess; the new flame of Monk is Ellen Morse. Ms. Morse runs a shop in NJ which sells fancy artwork made up of various kinds of pooh.

Wonder if Lee Goldberg took a peak at TOTV with its many dog poop and Morse threads?

I know this is quite a stretch though. Why would Lee Goldberg be looking at TOTV????

Probably is. And quicker to clean up as well, especially if the bear is still in the immediate vicinity! :crap2:

Bill :)