I thought this was a Joke
 

I was on amazon searching for no and low carb foods. Up pops these products - I thought they had to be a joke until I read further.

https://www.amazon.com/Poop-Like-Cha...words=low+carb

https://www.amazon.com/Granola-Cerea...XVYBR05Q6&th=1

https://www.amazon.com/Holy-Crap-Bre...XVYBR05Q6&th=1

I'm not sure how I feel about these names. I don't think I want a box of . "Poop Like a Champion" sitting on my breakfast table. LOL .

Ha ha

I would not want the neighbors seeing those boxes nor definitely a woman I might be interested in creating a long term relationship with of some kind.

And why would a champion poop well? They are probably under so much stress to remain "the champion" that their poop would not exactly be what people would want to have. Various GOATs probably are often running to the John.

:undecided: Might bring a new meaning to the phrase "GOING STEADY" :shrug:

Of course, maybe she could use some of this cereal as well from time to time.