For fun discussion on relating to spouce or companion
 

DeanFl made a very funny one liner on another thread and it make me think of how my husband and I relate to each other. We have been married for many years and he is definitely a keeper, but he traveled on business for most of our married life and now that we are together he has adopted an annoying habit:

Whenever my other half comes back from wherever he has been he comes through the door and calls out "hello are you there". It is beginning to get on my nerves and I would really like to answer with "where the hxxx do you think I am". So recently when he called out to me I did not answer him, he went through every room in the house and when he found me making the bed he said "Oh thank goodness, I thought you had escaped"! I've had him a long time I think I'll keep him.

So how do you and yours relate?

My significant others have all escaped my clutches. Except for the dogs. LOL