Favorite T-Shirts Redux
 

Haven't asked this in a while, but since I picked up two new t-shirts with slogans, thought I would share the slogans:

Sarcasm is what I do best

I used to be a people person, then people spoiled it.

Do you have any favorite/funny t-shirts that you own/have seen?

I like the one that on the front of the tee says “Hello. I don’t care”.

My wife just bought me one "I am here because you broke something" since I tend to help a lot of the neighbors.

She has one "I am only here to establish an alibi".

Then I have "Real men measure once and cut!" and "The man who dies with the most tools wins!"

About 30 years ago I bought a neon t-shirt in a Reno club/restaurant called "Kicks," that was owned by Paul Revere...of the rock group Paul Revere and the Raiders.

It was a tweak on the Hard Rock motto of "Love All...Serve All."


The Kicks t-shirt said. "Love All...Serve Who We want." :D

I had a friend many years ago that came back from a cruise, with a t-shirt that said; "Alaska, where men are men...and women win the Iditarod." :1rotfl:

On the back of a guy sitting at the bar and written upside down, "If you can read this, please put me back on the stool".

I saw a man on a cruise with a t-shirt that said 'Eat your children"

Years ago, I saw a very attractive blonde wearing a tight t-shirt that read, "It ain't pretty being easy."

I like them all! Thanks for posting!

My wife got me one that says, “I have a mind like a steel .. whatchamacallit”... at least that is what I think is says... I forget.

I have one that says "In Dog Beers I've Only Had One".

Just saw a new one....
 

I just saw this t-shirt: If a man says something in the woods, and there is no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?

Saw this once. " Roses are red violets are blue, I have schizophrenia and so do I".

"I am into fitness. Fitness taco in my mouth." :a040:

Minions In Black T-Shirt | BustedTees

"Minions in Black".