Just to lighten up
 

At the suggestion of an administrator, this was deemed too political for the 'Just for fun ' forum. Posted here with a slight mod to try & not offend sensitive parties. All in fun.


Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German speaking population, a farmer was walking down a country road that borders his property. He notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The farmer shouted: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have s_ _ _ in it.")

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here for a few days campaigning for (insert favorite bashee or Gov. Program or agency here)... I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

The farmer replied: "Use two hands... You'll get more water."