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Two Bills 01-19-2020 10:33 AM

Sunday morning golf
 
Article in todays Daily Sun by Nancy Wood regarding Sunday golfers not in church.
The Rev. Alan Liphart at The World of Golf Village, St Augustine used the following poem in one of his services.
I thought it quite clever and funny.

The Lord is watching me, I dont like my chances,
He maketh balls lie down in deep rough
He leadeth shots into still waters
He restoreth my slice
He leadeth me down the wrong cart path cofused for his name's sake
Yea though I drive through, past the valley of bunkers, I still fear those sand traps
My irons and putters confound me
Thou preparest a fast green before me in the presence of my foursome
Thou annointest my brow with sweat
My ball runneth over the cup
Surely birdies and pars will elude me all the days of my life
Untill I dwell in the house of the Lord on Sunday mornings.


-Unknown

Lottoguy 01-19-2020 10:50 AM

It's never a good thing to judge. Many Sunday golfers go to church on Saturday evening. Or the earliest AM service on Sunday.

anothersteve 01-19-2020 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lottoguy (Post 1710786)
It's never a good thing to judge. Many Sunday golfers go to church on Saturday evening. Or the earliest AM service on Sunday.


And not going to church does not necessarily make one a bad person.
Steve

Two Bills 01-19-2020 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lottoguy (Post 1710786)
It's never a good thing to judge. Many Sunday golfers go to church on Saturday evening. Or the earliest AM service on Sunday.

Lighten up Please.

It was not a profound statement to be taken seriously!

Bay Kid 01-20-2020 08:09 AM

It is better to play golf and think about God, than it is to go to church and think about golf.

Sorry I had to leave this reply. We used to say this when fishing.

I prefer early church then late golf at Pelican.

Fredman 01-20-2020 08:33 AM

Judge not least yee be judged

dewilson58 01-20-2020 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anothersteve (Post 1710789)
And not going to church does not necessarily make one a bad person.
Steve




AND going to church does not make you a good person.




:)

CFrance 01-20-2020 09:26 AM

Will going to church make me a better golfer?

ColdNoMore 01-20-2020 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CFrance (Post 1711069)
Will going to church make me a better golfer?

:1rotfl:...:1rotfl:

Two Bills 01-20-2020 09:45 AM

Will going to church make me a better golfer?

The local golf club clinic was my inspiration and salvation!!

stan the man 01-20-2020 10:04 AM

How about putting an offering plate at each starter Shack on Sunday mornings. No more guilt

ColdNoMore 01-20-2020 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by stan the man (Post 1711098)
How about putting an offering plate at each starter Shack on Sunday mornings. No more guilt


AND the pastor/minister/chaplain/Etc. can more quickly...upgrade their private jets.
:D

dennisgavin 01-21-2020 07:55 AM

when I golf I mention God's name quite frequently!

Bay Kid 01-21-2020 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CFrance (Post 1711069)
Will going to church make me a better golfer?

It couldn't hurt.

rbell412 01-21-2020 08:07 AM

When I golf on Sunday mornings I always pray. I pray that my ball goes in the cup.


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