You know you're an "official Villages transplant from the north" when...
 

1. You discover pimiento cheese, then discover that it's a "thing" in the south and not just something they let you taste at Chicken Salad Chicks.

2. You realize that pimiento cheese is danged tasty, and buy some!

You get grits (yuck!) with your bacon and eggs at breakfast without asking; sweet tea?; they deep fry just about every type of meat and vegetable you can imagine.

When you need ear muffs in 45 degree weather!

When You Can't Wait To Get Your Tax Bill! Can't Get The Smile Off Your Face!

When you are raised in the south, and know pimento cheese is not made that way, and grits should never be instant.