Request to initiate poop detector testing to The Villages
 

To the inconsiderate dog owners here in The Villages who allow their pets to freely defecate in public and fail to clean-up after their dog, your time has come to an end.

I am sick and tired of stepping out each morning to retrieve my newspaper and that unmistakable squishing sensation underfoot triggers instant resentment. The mess, the stench, the indignity. Some dog owners here are pigs.

I wish the day comes soon when The Villages enacts a rule that requires residents to submit DNA samples of their dogs in order to build a DNA library and this information will be used to track-down unproperly discarded dog waste and fine the dog owners. Dog poop DNA testing is entirely legal in the US and attaching a financial incentive not to improperly discard fecal matter has worked in Europe for years.

Determined to hit all the hot topic buttons are you?

First. :popcorn: Second... Do you honestly think your post will change anything?

Our Newspaper is delivered on the driveway. Never a problem. Never missed and threw one on the lawn either.

Very nostalgic. It's been months since I've seen a good dog poop thread. What's next?--roundabouts, seat saving , or garden gnomes?:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Look at all of FG3's posts................the poster has issues with everything in TV.


Not sure if it's an old poster with a new sign-on, or just a jealous outsider looking in.....a/k/a post stirrer.



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Dear OP,

Because of your deep interest in this topic, I would like to recommend a book I think you might enjoy reading. Perhaps, when you finish it, you will enlighten us by writing a review here on TOTV. I think you can buy this book from Amazon or maybe a library will have it.

Speaking of libraries — about that one you suggest be established — to run said library, what degree would be required? MLS? MLIS? Or maybe a PhD? That’s it! A PhD because everybody knows PhD stands for “Piled Higher and Deeper.”

I have not read the book I am recommending, but I have been hearing about it for many years. The book is titled The Origin of the Feces. The author is Charles Darwin.


You’re welcome,
Marian Boomer

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If info on OP is correct he/she is 32 years old. He/she is a troll.

Dog poop problem? Guess maybe the least desireable area question has been answered.

You must really have bad hemorrhoids or something. I am sorry.

Dogs should be banned in the Villages. A lot of problems solved.

That's right---stir the pot a bit more:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Perhaps you could buy one of those special trash cans for dirty baby diapers and keep it at the front edge of your driveway, along with a toilet paper stand loaded with a roll of Doggie Defecation Bags. I’m serious!

I can think of a lot of miserable people who should be first, then there won’t be any issues...