Overheard while waiting for Machete to start.
 

At the Rialto yesterday, there was quite some conversation had by the three seniors behind me.

The first guy said that he had a problem with peeing as it takes him 45 minutes just to get the first drop out when he would get up a 7 a.m.

While the second speaker complained that after waking at 8 a.m. he could almost play eighteen holes before getting any poop out.

The last man bragged that he peed on the button at 7 a.m. like the Spanish Springs Square Fountains and pooped by eight a.m. like a goose from the petting zoo.
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Except that the third man did not wake up until 9 a.m.

:1rotfl::1rotfl::clap2:

Shocked that I saw Machete or that I was sitting in front of these guys?? :jester:

Tal! You little devil:a20:!