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Grumps1361 04-12-2021 12:34 PM

Everybody needs a day like this
 
Well, I'm in the Hospital 😩
This has not been a good day!!! After spending the last two weeks quarantined inside the house, I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in many years. It turned out to be a horrible big mistake!
I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off and caught my foot in the saddle stirrup, the horse was then dragging me. The horse just would not stop.
Thankfully the manager at Market Basket came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins so I wouldn't try to ride the Elephant...
How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a laugh! We certainly need a little humor these days!

Fredman 04-12-2021 12:40 PM

Good one

DeanFL 04-12-2021 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Grumps1361 (Post 1929276)
Well, I'm in the Hospital 😩
This has not been a good day!!! After spending the last two weeks quarantined inside the house, I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in many years. It turned out to be a horrible big mistake!
I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off and caught my foot in the saddle stirrup, the horse was then dragging me. The horse just would not stop.
Thankfully the manager at Market Basket came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins so I wouldn't try to ride the Elephant...
How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a laugh! We certainly need a little humor these days!

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YOU HAD ME! I kid around an awful lot - but I am SO GULLIBLE!

thanks for this...
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Stu from NYC 04-12-2021 01:26 PM

You got me thanks for the laugh

JohnN 04-12-2021 04:04 PM

funny!

Ecuadog 04-12-2021 11:27 PM

Thanks. I liked it.

Joanne19335 04-13-2021 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grumps1361 (Post 1929276)
Well, I'm in the Hospital 😩
This has not been a good day!!! After spending the last two weeks quarantined inside the house, I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in many years. It turned out to be a horrible big mistake!
I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off and caught my foot in the saddle stirrup, the horse was then dragging me. The horse just would not stop.
Thankfully the manager at Market Basket came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins so I wouldn't try to ride the Elephant...
How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a laugh! We certainly need a little humor these days!

Thank you for starting my day off with a smile.

arlenewinters 04-13-2021 05:04 AM

Loved it! Thanks for the laugh!! I remember Market Basket from California ❤️

GOLFER54 04-13-2021 06:18 AM

They say after a fall from a horse, get back on.

kens613 04-13-2021 06:44 AM

That was a Hoot!! Thanks for the laugh!!

Rzepecki 04-13-2021 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by kens613 (Post 1929457)
That was a Hoot!! Thanks for the laugh!!

Ditto!

richdell 04-13-2021 06:53 AM

:clap2:

raynan 04-13-2021 07:08 AM

You got me too. Thanks for the laugh.

Astron 04-13-2021 07:12 AM

This is the type of ‘local news’ we need more of on Talk of the Villages! Thank you for starting my day off right!🤣🙃😉

mamamia54 04-13-2021 07:21 AM

Lol! Love to start the day with a smile. Thank you.


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