Comprehensive TOTV post
 

I just finished the BEST pizza in the Villages, on my way to a reverse mortgage seminar, when I saw pile of dog poop. I was driving past a round about where people were doing it wrong, but my electric cart ran out of power - my wife was mad, because she thought we should but a gas cart, since we were in the southern area.

I, like so many others, want to rent an apartment, but there aren’t many, the developer should knock down golf courses and build more. I don’t need much space since I sold my golf clubs because the courses are in terrible shape and the developer rips us off on the greens fees. We also are only selling some of our furniture before we move here full time. On my way for the BEST Chinese food.

What should I do?

Did I get everything???

You left out the guy you saw pee'ing at the postal station. :)

Blame developer for lack of rain

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Originally Posted by Papa_lecki (Post 1953334) I just finished the BEST pizza in the Villages, on my way to a reverse mortgage seminar, when I saw pile of dog poop. I was driving past a round about where people were doing it wrong, but my electric cart ran out of power - my wife was mad, because she thought we should but a gas cart, since we were in the southern area. I, like so many others, want to rent an apartment, but there aren’t many, the developer should knock down golf courses and build more. I don’t need much space since I sold my golf clubs because the courses are in terrible shape and the developer rips us off on the greens fees. We also are only selling some of our furniture before we move here full time. On my way for the BEST Chinese food. What should I do?

Not even close - At a minimum you forgot:
Young People don't belong
Hospital wait times and poor quality
Developer Lawsuit North Rt466
Katie Belle's Closing
Happy hour cut back to one hour
Seat saving
Mailbox stickers
Poor restaurant service
Poor tippers
Lack of tee times
Renters
Snowbirds
Bicyclists
Driving in the left lane
House construction quality
Bond Payoff

Neighbors have a barking dog, they smoke/drink on the lanai, they walk around naked, they play the music too loud, they argue all the time, their tree hangs into your yard.

Did you see a Costco?

And yet The Villages keeps growing and growing!

R U my neighbor???

Also forgot:
OTOTW is a better value and homes are built better
Going off site for better golf
I had a terrible experience with [insert name of landscaper/contractor]
Think CDD will allow me to [insert project]

Where the living is easy

You forgot about the postal-station-trash-cops who post about people who throw their junk mail (and other trash items) in the garbage cans at the postal stations instead of taking it home and putting it in their own garbage.

I never could understand the reasoning behind those complaints, or what the trash cans at the postal stations are meant to be used for!

You forgot to mention that you coming here makes it one too many.

People aren’t wearing masks in the square

Perfect! I love it!! Lol. I think every negative, complaining, stick in the mud is in this group along with a few good ones. They strive to try and make people as miserable and discontented as they are.

rotflmao