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larbud 08-31-2021 09:44 AM

Sex in the villages
 
A couple of retirees live in “The Villages” in Lady Lake FL. They both go to the same “Village Doctor” and were in for their yearly physical. After an examination, the doctor said to his elderly patient: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'
'In fact, I do.' said the old man. "After my wife and I have sex, I'm usually cold and chilly ; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I'm usually hot and sweaty."
When the doctor examined his elderly wife a short time later he said, 'Everything appears to be fine. Are there any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband mentioned an unusual problem. He claimed that he was usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time ; and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you have any idea about why?'
"Oh, that crazy old *******'' she replied. 'That's because the first time is usually in January, and the second time is in August.

Taltarzac725 08-31-2021 10:34 AM

An oldie but goodie.

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Originally Posted by larbud (Post 1997169)
A couple of retirees live in “The Villages” in Lady Lake FL. They both go to the same “Village Doctor” and were in for their yearly physical. After an examination, the doctor said to his elderly patient: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'
'In fact, I do.' said the old man. "After my wife and I have sex, I'm usually cold and chilly ; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I'm usually hot and sweaty."
When the doctor examined his elderly wife a short time later he said, 'Everything appears to be fine. Are there any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband mentioned an unusual problem. He claimed that he was usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time ; and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you have any idea about why?'
"Oh, that crazy old *******'' she replied. 'That's because the first time is usually in January, and the second time is in August.


GrumpyOldMan 08-31-2021 11:02 AM

LOL!

That often?!?

Tommyc6 08-31-2021 12:49 PM

Thanks for the laugh.


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