Missing Grannies; Fat Fenney Gators
 

How are the Village of Fenney Gators getting this fat? These ponds are manmade. Are they snagging grannies from the walking path? Noshing lifestyle visitors with a penchant for petting cute lizards? Maybe they should drag the water for errant golf carts.

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:22yikes: I think The Villages has a clandestine alligator department that brings in alligators from all over the area just to give the ponds more "swamp ambiance." :D Never could figure how some of them get into some of the man made ponds on the golf courses that are miles from any natural swampy areas . Do they walk down the Morse MMP from Lake Sumter? :1rotfl:

Are "The Villages" putting the alligators to work and providing end of life services now. :pray:

Man-Eating River Monsters: The Goonch Catfish

A mutant fish has started killing people after being accustomed to feeding on human corpses. A goonch, a huge type of catfish, developed a taste for flesh in an Indian river where bodies are dumped after funerals. However, they now fear it has moved on from scavenging to snatching unwary bathers.

They guard the ponds so you can't get your golf ball back.

Most ponds are connected

Look for dog collars..

They smell water and walk, down the street, through a golf course, or through your yard - snacking on a puppy here and there.