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Taltarzac725 02-20-2022 11:32 AM

That is one way to keep warm.
 
A few weeks ago in one of the coldest days in the Villages while golfers were still out-and-about I saw a foursome that became a twosome near a Villages' rest room near the 4th hole. Anyway, the twosome was a foursome again, after the male who had stayed in the golf cart told his counterpart from the missing members of the foursome "This is not the Mile High Club!"

Stu from NYC 02-20-2022 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 2063783)
A few weeks ago in one of the coldest days in the Villages while golfers were still out-and-about I saw a foursome that became a twosome near a Villages' rest room near the 4th hole. Anyway, the twosome was a foursome again, after the male who had stayed in the golf cart told his counterpart from the missing members of the foursome "This is not the Mile High Club!"

wow

Pinball wizard 02-20-2022 01:58 PM

It's the "hole in one" club.

:a040::MOJE_whot::a040::MOJE_whot:

Stu from NYC 02-20-2022 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Pinball wizard (Post 2063847)
It's the "hole in one" club.

:a040::MOJE_whot::a040::MOJE_whot:

You are making an assumption. How do you know it was not two females?

Taltarzac725 02-20-2022 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Stu from NYC (Post 2063864)
You are making an assumption. How do you know it was not two females?

It was a pair of male and female couples. And the male that was not warmer had made that comment to the other male.

This has happened before at this same rest room but it was a couple of twenty somethings. One went in and then later two came out. Much later as I had walked a ways. A rather heavy white lady and a rather skinny African-American gentleman.

I think two females would have taken a lot longer in there. We are talking under four minutes for the encounter in January or early February of 2022.

Stu from NYC 02-20-2022 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 2063904)
It was a pair of male and female couples. And the male that was not warmer had made that comment to the other male.

This has happened before at this same rest room but it was a couple of twenty somethings. One went in and then later two came out. Much later as I had walked a ways. A rather heavy white lady and a rather skinny African-American gentleman.

I think two females would have taken a lot longer in there. We are talking under four minutes for the encounter in January or early February of 2022.

Thank you for enlightening us.:icon_wink:

triflex 02-20-2022 09:57 PM

This happened to me once. I was coming in late from work at like 2AM and I could see something next to the pool where I lived. It took a while for my eyes to adjust to the confusing anomaly only to realize that the Michelin Man (actually a woman) was making time with the Stick Man from some horror movie.

She was easily 400 pounds of loving (assuming you love rolls and folds). He was maybe 120 or less.

I don't think I ever stepped foot in the pool after that.

Taltarzac725 02-20-2022 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by triflex (Post 2063985)
This happened to me once. I was coming in late from work at like 2AM and I could see something next to the pool where I lived. It took a while for my eyes to adjust to the confusing anomaly only to realize that the Michelin Man (actually a woman) was making time with the Stick Man from some horror movie.

She was easily 400 pounds of loving (assuming you love rolls and folds). He was maybe 120 or less.

I don't think I ever stepped foot in the pool after that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs

I expect that kind of activity happens at that Villages' rest room rather often.

DaleDivine 02-21-2022 04:21 AM

Wooohoooo... Only in The Villages...
:boom::boom::boom::MOJE_whot::a040:

Priebehouse 02-21-2022 06:28 AM

Haven't seen that video in a while. How appropriate!

Luggage 02-21-2022 06:54 AM

To much information...

MrFlorida 02-21-2022 08:55 AM

The " Starter Shack" will be officially renamed the "Love Shack" starting next month....

billethkid 02-21-2022 10:07 AM

Opportune discussion with old fart (either gender) wishful thinking/imagining/delusioning (I know it is not a word!!)!

Spalumbos62 02-21-2022 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Stu from NYC (Post 2063910)
Thank you for enlightening us.:icon_wink:

What an odd thread...but I am having a few chuckles......I must say January in TV this year was very, very cold....I'd think I would need a few more minutes....lol

Dilligas 02-21-2022 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 2063783)
A few weeks ago in one of the coldest days in the Villages while golfers were still out-and-about I saw a foursome that became a twosome near a Villages' rest room near the 4th hole. Anyway, the twosome was a foursome again, after the male who had stayed in the golf cart told his counterpart from the missing members of the foursome "This is not the Mile High Club!"

Beats the gazebo at Lake Sumter...


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