A Woman Went To The Doctor
 

A woman went to the doctor's office, where she was seen by a young, new doctor. After about 4 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out screaming and ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor then marched down the hallway back where the young doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 59 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

A woman went to a doctor with her hard of hearing husband.
Doctor check him over and requested series of test, urine test, stool exam, etc.

Husband yells to his wife:
"What did he say?"

Wife said:
"He wants your shorts"

Very good

Thanks, chuck90199. You can pick em.