Talk of The Villages Florida - Senior Halloween

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SENIOR HALLOWEEN...

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
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9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
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8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

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7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
You lose your balance and fall over.
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6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask,"
And you're not wearing a mask.
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5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..."
And can't remember the rest.
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4. By the end of the night,
You have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the
Neighborhood with a walker.
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And the number one reason Seniors should not go
Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.
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No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway. http://i856.photobucket.com/albums/a...hallo1ween.gif