UFO hearings
 

UFO hearings to start May 17th. Finally, Congress is doing something useful. :icon_wink:

Inside UFO secrets that could be revealed at bombshell hearing probing whether aliens pose national security threat

One of my neighbors keeps looking up at the sky most nights wondering if he is waiting to be picked up and taken home.

Depends. So far, the aliens appear to only be interested in abducting idiots. :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

They are not doing a very good job of it.

We need to find more aliens than.

I wouldn’t get my hopes up.

There part of government that never answered to no one. Part of government that will NEVER tell the whole truth but nothing but the truth. Even president’s don’t have that security clearance.

Marvin (the Martian) is attending the hearings, he is concerned about the mars rover finding his front door, he does not want his address published for junk mail.

VT, can you repair a UFO?

I will need to check with Marvin.:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

I did see this guy flying around before could he be one of them?

Klaatu barada nikto
 

congress did that already

What i find most ominous is the number of abductees who when returned report being sexually assaulted

Homer had it right

Wow
 

Yes…with all the issues the country is dealing with, this is what we are concerned with?

They must be very serious about this, because they changed the name to UAP (Unidentified Aerial Phenomena). I think they had 22 committee meetings and finally decided on UAP. Now we’re getting somewhere.