Villages Whiners Club meeting on Thursday!
 

This months Villages Whiners Club meeting will be Thursday at 7 pm at Seabreeze Recreation. Half the members complained this was too early and half complained it was too late, so it must be just right.

After our general discussion of whether the room is too hot or too cold we will discuss and vote on our annual top complaints of the year. Here are some to get your whiner juices flowing (in no particular order, so don’t blame me):

1. Dog poop / dogs off leash
2. Evil developer / growth (we all know growth should stop after we moved here)
3. Apartments (how could they even consider building these!)
4. Hospitals (it will take at least a half hour to discuss all the bad experiences)
5. Cars / Carts speeding
6. Snowbirds
7. Amenity fees
8. Movie theaters (a new one on the list!)
9. People at pools (how dare they come at the same time as me!)
10. Bicyclists
12. Gates
13. Golfers

I am sure there are more but we only have an hour and a half at the meeting. So only bring your best. After the meeting we plan to meet at the Sandhill Executive course on the 9th green at 9 pm to howl at the moon (if it even dares to show its face). Of course if it is storming we will use the time to complain about the weather. Now go out there and ruin someone’s week. See ya on Thursday night.

Do we have to wear our username on a name tag:bigbow:

Breaking News- people complain on the internet.

Sea breeze rec Center? This club would fill up the polo grounds.

You forgot to add to the agenda
The amenity fee increase
Parking at Spanish springs
The cost of a burger
The drunks at the squares
Golf car speeding
Roof replacement
Dry grass.

I don't like the decor and theme of SeaBreeze. And it's always too cold in there.

Better move it to the Savannah Center. Need the bigger venue.

very funny:)

Ahh, so this is your forum ..... always been a bunch of whiners. Let me know when you will whine about the lack of Costco and Trader Joe's and I'll join. Waaaahhhhh!

I'm offended by this idea

Kudos to this person!
 

This is hilarious!

Add.... everything has changed since I moved here and I can't find any good restaurants. Plus all those old farts who can't drive. Btw op this is a great subject.

Offended?
I am absolutely livid.
I demand to speak to the manager.
Regards,
Karen.

Whiners have been complaining about being called whiners so there is a mandatory reading of The Sky is Falling.

Henny-Penny: The Sky is Falling!

Members will be given the opportunity to name each other from the cast i.e. Henny-penny, Cocky-locky, Ducky-daddles, Goosey-poosey, and Turkey-lurkey," "Foxy-woxy;

New names can be chosen to match whiners i.e Larky-parky, Looney-poopy

:1rotfl:

😂😂
 

[QUOTE=Dond1959;2103262]This months Villages Whiners Club meeting will be Thursday at 7 pm at Seabreeze Recreation. Half the members complained this was too early and half complained it was too late, so it must be just right.

After our general discussion of whether the room is too hot or too cold we will discuss and vote on our annual top complaints of the year. Here are some to get your whiner juices flowing (in no particular order, so don’t blame me):

1. Dog poop / dogs off leash
2. Evil developer / growth (we all know growth should stop after we moved here)
3. Apartments (how could they even consider building these!)
4. Hospitals (it will take at least a half hour to discuss all the bad experiences)
5. Cars / Carts speeding
6. Snowbirds
7. Amenity fees
8. Movie theaters (a new one on the list!)
9. People at pools (how dare they come at the same time as me!)
10. Bicyclists
12. Gates
13. Golfers

I am sure there are more but we only have an hour and a half at the meeting. So only bring your best. After the meeting we plan to meet at the Sandhill Executive course on the 9th green at 9 pm to howl at the moon (if it even dares to show its face). Of course if it is storming we will use the time to complain about the weather. Now go out there and ruin someone’s week. See ya on Thursday night.[/QUOT

I love it!!😂. Don’t forget folks walking with their back to bicycles and golf carts when walking on pathways and golf cart roads, its a personal favourite of mine as I prefer to face traffic when I am walking. 😒😂. I do love living in, “The Villages” though.♥️