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chuck90199 09-14-2022 07:25 AM
A lot of bull...
 
I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor’s cows! He’s like a machine! I don’t know what was in the pills the Vet gave him, but they taste like peppermint.

fdpaq0580 09-14-2022 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by chuck90199 (Post 2136477)
I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor’s cows! He’s like a machine! I don’t know what was in the pills the Vet gave him, but they taste like peppermint.
Thanks for the morning laugh. 😂

Taltarzac725 09-14-2022 07:37 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv0_dMUB85I

"Machine!"

Stu from NYC 09-14-2022 08:16 AM
An old one but still very funny

JohnN 09-14-2022 11:27 AM
funny

La lamy 09-14-2022 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by chuck90199 (Post 2136477)
I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor’s cows! He’s like a machine! I don’t know what was in the pills the Vet gave him, but they taste like peppermint.
Lots of cows to service in TV?! HAHAHA

Petersweeney 09-16-2022 04:52 AM
Brave one…..
 
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Originally Posted by La lamy (Post 2136643)
Lots of cows to service in TV?! HAHAHA
Oh my.

La lamy 09-16-2022 05:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Petersweeney (Post 2137057)
Oh my.
I was OBVIOUSLY continuing the JOKE!!!

Aqtlow 09-16-2022 07:51 AM
Lol must be a cousin of The young bull and the old bull story . I like it

rsibole 09-16-2022 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by chuck90199 (Post 2136477)
I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor’s cows! He’s like a machine! I don’t know what was in the pills the Vet gave him, but they taste like peppermint.
A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this" said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Thats when I made my mistake." "What did you do?", asked the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, "Hey! This looks like yours!"

Taltarzac725 09-16-2022 05:16 PM
Ouch!




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Originally Posted by rsibole (Post 2137209)
A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this" said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Thats when I made my mistake." "What did you do?", asked the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, "Hey! This looks like yours!"

OhioBuckeye 09-16-2022 09:03 PM
Are your black Angus fillies in season or should I say in heat!

OhioBuckeye 09-16-2022 09:07 PM
Ohiobuckeye
 
Who’s in charge of TOTV comments & you banned me for inappropriate comments! Come on!

OhioBuckeye 09-16-2022 09:12 PM
Huh, you live in TV, a lot of people know that I don’t, so where do you keep herd of cattle at, in your bathroom! You just bought an Angus Bull.

OhioBuckeye 09-16-2022 09:15 PM
Who was the Vet, Dr. pol?


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