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Ecuadog 12-07-2022 08:15 PM
My new job as a Wal-Mart greeter
 
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
I lasted less than a day...

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or stupid?"

So I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, ma'am. I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

My supervisor said that I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

Taltarzac725 12-07-2022 08:31 PM
I do not see Walmart greeters very often now.

Velvet 12-07-2022 08:51 PM
You were at…Walmart….

John Mayes 12-08-2022 04:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ecuadog (Post 2164190)
so after landing my new job as a wal-mart greeter,
i lasted less than a day...

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, "good morning and welcome to wal-mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

the ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or stupid?"

so i replied, "i'm neither blind nor stupid, ma'am. I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at wal-mart."

my supervisor said that i probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
lol!

Hardlyworking 12-08-2022 06:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Velvet (Post 2164197)
You were at…Walmart….
Might have been a retrospective as Wal-Mart was in use until 1981.

chrissy2231 12-08-2022 08:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ecuadog (Post 2164190)
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
I lasted less than a day...

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or stupid?"

So I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, ma'am. I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

My supervisor said that I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
You would be great at IMPROV! If you are interested, let me know & I'll give you details about our Club.

Battlebasset 12-08-2022 08:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ecuadog (Post 2164190)
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
I lasted less than a day...

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or stupid?"

So I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, ma'am. I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

My supervisor said that I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
Made me laugh out loud. Thanks.

mrf0151 12-08-2022 08:31 AM
LOL, old joke but always funny.


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