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Boomer 11-24-2010 09:38 AM
TSA Bumper Stickers
 
You probably got these in this morning's email, too. But, just in case, I thought I'd pass a few of them along.

Boomer



TSA Bumper Stickers


Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants

Grope discounts available

Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady

If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first

Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy

Wanna fly? Drop your fly.

We are now free to move about your pants

We rub you the wrong way so you can be on your way

Ajack 11-24-2010 10:14 AM
Help you make it to your flight.
 
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Taltarzac 11-24-2010 11:38 AM
TSA-- Handled more balls than the Harlem Globetrotters.

TSA-- Thou shalt assault.

TSA-- Touch s(h)ure assets.

Pturner 11-24-2010 12:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ajack (Post 311046)
:a20:

Mickedamouse24 11-24-2010 01:53 PM
:blahblahblah: The media needs to lighten up on the TSA stories, all they are doing is making it easy for any potential terrorists to find ways around the system. That's normally how the Government and Media works anyway... Blab all our business all over the world. Sometimes transparency is not warranted.!

Boomer 11-24-2010 02:15 PM
Ohdearohdearohdearohdearohdear.....

Please don't take this political.

My family is up there flying around all the time. Of course, I want them to be safe. I was just trying to lighten the mood a little.

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A Note for Mr. Tony --

Dear Mr. Tony, Mr. Admin, Sir:

If this thread goes political, I, Boomer B. Boomer, as the starter of this thread, request that you simply ditch it. Please, please, please do not fling me into the Political Forum. It has been my choice not to go there -- ever -- ever, and I do not want to be accidentally put there because this thread has to go. So if this thread has to go, this thread just has to go. Period. Just make it disappear. Or make me disappear.

Thank you.

Respectfully,
Boomer

Ajack 11-24-2010 02:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Boomer (Post 311085)
Ohdearohdearohdearohdearohdear.....

Please don't take this political.

My family is up there flying around all the time. Of course, I want them to be safe. I was just trying to lighten the mood a little.

- - - - - - - - - -

A Note for Mr. Tony --

Dear Mr. Tony, Mr. Admin, Sir:

If this thread goes political, I, Boomer B. Boomer, as the starter of this thread, request that you simply ditch it. Please, please, please do not fling me into the Political Forum. It has been my choice not to go there -- ever -- ever, and I do not want to be accidentally put there because this thread has to go. So if this thread has to go, this thread just has to go. Period. Just make it disappear. Or make me disappear.

Thank you.

Respectfully,
Boomer
A little dramatic, huh? :MOJE_whot:

(only kidding)


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