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Lost Wife
STwo guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Sainsbury’s they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." "The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra." "What does your wife look like?" asks the young man. The old guy says, "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours." |
Some readers will wonder who Sainsbury's are!
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