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Farmer Sex Therapy
George is passing by Ned's shed one day when through a gap in the door
he sees Ned doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly boot, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers . Grabbing both sides of his checkered shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay. 'What on earth are you doing Ned', says George. "Lord tunderin' jeezuss, ye frightened the livin' **** out of me!" says an obviously embarrassed Ned. "Me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor . " |
I t'ink I go back to St. Olaf now.......
Can't believe it took three days for this one to sink in!!!!!!!!!! Ouch!! :doh:
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