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MMC24 12-13-2010 08:40 AM

Farmer Sex Therapy
 
George is passing by Ned's shed one day when through a gap in the door
he sees Ned doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first
the right welly boot, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move
lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his
corduroy trousers .

Grabbing both sides of his checkered shirt he rips it apart to reveal his
tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on
to a pile of hay.

'What on earth are you doing Ned', says George.

"Lord tunderin' jeezuss, ye frightened the livin' **** out of me!" says
an obviously embarrassed Ned. "Me and the Missus been having some trouble
lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor . "

macro 12-17-2010 08:48 PM

I t'ink I go back to St. Olaf now.......
 
Can't believe it took three days for this one to sink in!!!!!!!!!! Ouch!! :doh:


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