Now where did that go?
 

I just returned from taking my pooch on a long walk. I usually have Publix plastic bags with me or some other kind of container like those found around The Villages Daily Sun newspapers.

We were on a long walk equipped with a collapsible water bowl and water bottle.

The dog pooped and I cleaned it up by putting it in a bag.

Went walking but got distracted a few times by traffic and making sure the canine was kept near the lawns.

And then he had to poop again and I picked that up but I could not find the first bag of doggie doo doo.

I kept on pulling stuff out of all my pockets but could not find the poop from the first dropping of the day.


Stopped by the mail center and got the mail and gave the dog some water. Mostly by pouring some on him to cool off.


Said Hi to a couple of ladies I knew but both seemed a little put off for some reason.


Checked again for the missing dog droppings.

Nothing in any of my pockets so I needed to go home wondering what had happened to the stinky stuff.


We eventually got home and I unlocked the front door and did a few errands while still wearing my baseball cap.


Finally took the cap off to treat myself to the breakfast and lo and behold the missing Publix bag and it's contents had been under the cap. I must have dropped it there while trying to get the 2nd load and the head gear had fallen.

The Publix bag must have worked well as I did not smell anything on the way from the mail center.

This puts a new meaning to the saying of having **** for brains.

And I could have had some plastic coming out of my baseball cap which could explain the reactions of the two women. There were other ladies out and about as well as a shirtless older gent and various golfers and Villagers out in golf carts. As well as a few other dog walkers who probably were not carrying the stuff under their hats.






And yes this is another dog poop thread.

and i have seen one guy put it in his pocket.....well its better than my lawn:swear::swear::swear:

LOL!!! You’re a better man than me!

I call bs

No way. Even Tal would have noticed bs.
Would have needed a bigger bag as well.

I have a little dog. There was a 130 lb mastiff puppy up the street whose poops were probably quarter pounders. It only pooped in its own yard.

I kept my dog away as he thinks he is a Great Dane but would not last long against a Mastiff.


He did try to take on a steer but a fence separated them as well as I had him on a short leash.

Now that was way more information than I bargained for when I logged in today. :1rotfl:

I am still not sure how that happened but sometimes I am a bit hurried when avoiding all the traffic on some streets in my neighborhood. I was probably in a hurry to get moving because it was starting to get hot.

Keep it under your hat!

Hahahahahahahahahaha, giggle snort!!

Lol!

My grandmother lived in a five-floor walkup in Manhattan.
She had a female dog that she trained to go to the toilet.

tooooooo funny!

Great story! My laugh for the day!!
 

:BigApplause:

If you go onto Chewy or Amazon they have small poop bag dispenser that are inside a small container that is on a wrist band or can hang from a belt loop. It’s a roll of bags. That fits in the container that’s about 3” long and inch wide. I think it’s 25 bags so you don’t run out.