Talk of The Villages Florida - List of Sayings from Maxine

I�d like to help you out. . . which way did you come in?

There is no vaccine against stupidity!

Life is TOO short to dance with ugly men.

I�m going south for the winter.. actually� some parts of me� are headed there already!

I think of hot-air ballooning as the most fear you�ll ever experience in a wicker basket.

Father�s Day is a chance for dads everywhere to fall asleep on the couch in a new tie.

I had some no-fat cheese on a pizza and it took me back�to the first time I ate paste.

What do I want out of life? You�out of my life. Now!

There�s a good reason why they charge so much for tickets to professional sporting events. Fans are gullible.

You learn something new every day. Usually, how dumb yet another person is.
I like to keep my lawn perfect�no matter how much I have to yell at the kid who cuts it.

I love cooking outdoors! No smoke alarms!

Softball has got to be my favorite summertime activity. I get a kick out of bald, paunchy guys who think they�re still athletes.

Fashion magazines are society�s way of saying �If you don�t feel inadequate already, read one of these!�

The problem with riverboat gambling is that you can�t tell if you�re queasy from losing your money or getting seasick.

The only thing wrong with public transportation is that it involves the public.