Hole in one
 

Many years ago, I was doing some work in a country club, came around the corner into the bar area and there sat an older lady. We became involved in conversation and she asked me if I play golf.
I told her my brother took me golfing for the first time on a 100 degree day, and told me earlier to make sure you wear 2 pairs of pants.
Somewhat indignant, she said "Why would he tell you do such a thing on such a hot day, thats just mean"
I shot back in case "I got a hole in one"!:a040:


I know its pretty bad, booooo!