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The Mexican Maid
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" "Well, Seņora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze." "The first is that I iron better than you." "Who said you iron better than me?" "Jor huzban he say so." "Oh yeah?" "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you." "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" "Jor hozban did." Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did did he???" "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed." Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: "And did my husband say that as well?" "No Seņora......." "The gardener did." Wife: "So how much do you want?" |
Yowza! :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
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