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ijusluvit 01-16-2011 09:09 AM

The Mexican Maid
 
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

"Well, Seņora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."

"Who said you iron better than me?"

"Jor huzban he say so."

"Oh yeah?"


"The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

"Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

"Jor hozban did."

Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did did he???"


"The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth:

"And did my husband say that as well?"


"No Seņora......." "The gardener did."


Wife: "So how much do you want?"

Mikeod 01-16-2011 10:32 AM

Yowza! :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:


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