What could possibly go wrong? (photo by Sam Boatman)
 

People get tired of bird poop on the dock. People complain. Management wants to be proactive, so they requisition the purchase of a plastic owl complete with a motor to turn his head. Then they create a work order to have it installed. So now real birds will be scared and stop pooping on the dock. Sounds good. What could possibly go wrong?
Everglades Rec center yesterday evening.

Ooo! My new robot love interest! Wonder if she Is "fully functional"?

Hey Bud, don’t you ever talk?

Stuck up