Caption this spider
 

If it bites you… say hello to Spiderman

Last Name
 

His last name is “Webber”.

I am the master of my domain and it just got bigger!

" Don't bother me. Can't you see how BUSY I am?"

"...too sexy for my shirt..."

Sure? I think it Weaver.

From Google
 

Based on the image, this appears to be a Black and Yellow Garden Spider (Argiope aurantia).

Here are some of the features that suggest this identification:

Bold markings: The spider has a distinctive pattern of black and yellow stripes on its abdomen.
Web shape: It is sitting in a large, circular orb web, which is a typical web type for this species.

Come into my parlor

Drunk web.

Hmmnnnn!
We are gonna need a bigger web!

What a tangled web I can weave. Isn't it pretty?

Yes, of course I know I look Ravishing!!

Who's a pretty girl? Meee!