looking for wife
 

Two guys, one old and one young, were walking around a supermarket and they collided. The old guy says to the young guy, sorry about that, I was looking for my wife and wasn’t paying attention to where I was going. The young guy says, that’s okay, I’m looking for my wife too. The old guy says, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like. The young guy says well she’s 24 years old, and pretty tall with blond hair and blue eyes. She is wearing tight white shorts and a red halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like? The old guy says doesn’t matter, let’s look for your wife.

Old and still funny