Kohler Smart Toilet.
 

I just saw an ad for one of these on TV while watching the taped Doctor Odyssey episode about a cougar cruise week.

Does it change shape to fit your bottom' s specific anatomy? I do not think we are that advanced as yet. Heating and cooling.

A shape shifting commode like something out of Terminator 2?

The actress/model/business woman, Laura Kim, featured on the John commercial is stunning though.

$1,800 for one version of the toliet at Costco. That is a lot of Benjamins for a throne.

I saw one online for around $5000.

I read it has a camera in the bowl so you can get a live-action view!

It will probably massage your tush.

I sincerely hope you meant "It" instead of "I". 😒

Yes. I did. Fixed it. My computer often corrects my language to something I never meant to write.

A WiFi connected toilet so the gubbermint can tax your methane output. I knew it was coming.

The most advanced feature on a toilet I've ever owned is a slow shutting seat cover! It took me a year after I bought my home to figure out this feature and found it quite impressive! Paying thousands for a toilet is definitely not my style!

Be care the spelling team will make you feel unworthy of posting….

I use voice to text, and sometimes it’s so comical, it’s worth posting, with a side note “That’s not what I said”

That happens a lot.


We had a slow moving toilet seat. I also recall it had a very soft topside as well as cushy part that fit the toilet.


I wonder if this toilet talks? Put the toilet seat down! Have a blessed day! You need to wipe better.

Self cleaning
 

A self cleaning toilet would be something we would consider!:yuck::yuck::yuck:

If you put a big enough price tag on anything, add the words wifi, bluetooth or smart to the name.....people will buy it.

The price should be in direct proportion to the amount of time you spend riding the porcelain pony. I know people who will read the entire newspaper in one sitting!

Cougar cruise week? Hummmm