Talk of The Villages Florida - The guy and the centipede

Fella buys a talking centipede for £5000 and takes it home in a small box.
After 30 minutes, he opens the box and says, “Would you like to go for a pint?”
The centipede doesn’t answer.
He repeats the question louder - still no reply.
Now annoyed, he shouts it.
The centipede sticks his head out and says:
“I heard you the first time… I’m putting my freakin’ shoes on.” https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/e...1/16/1f602.png https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/e...1/16/1fab3.png https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/e...1/16/1f45f.png https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/e...1/16/1f37a.png