shark attack
 

A shark will only attack you if you are wet.

Or wearing a diving suit with a face mask. I do not mean the shark is wearing the mask.

That's why I don't bathe! Thank God for Fabreaze!

Shark
 

Wrong, only if the wet has a salty taste to it:)

Sorry I saw jaws and that shark attacked everyone wet or dry

Not true, a tornado can pick them up and sling them far. They made a movie about it, so it must be true.

A bunch of movies and I think I saw all of them .

If I remember correctly, on Saturday Night Live the shark would actually come to your door, the ring the bell and claim he was not a shark.

Thanks guys. I am presently at Hutchinson Island swimming everyday in the Atlantic!

Swim with a towel

Land Shark

Lol

A mother shark was teaching her young how to hunt human prey.

A young shark asks the mother , “why do we circle the prey several times before going in for the kill ?”

The mother replies , “They taste much better when we scare the crap out of them first !! “

LOL :)

Not true. I've been attacked by many sharks. All wearing pinky rings. I was completely dry. Though they were trying to make me sweat.

Fun fact. More people die from vending machine accidents than shark attacks.