Drunk drivers
 

A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trips on the curb, and fumble for his keys. When he finally gets into his car, it takes a while to get the key into the Ignition. Meanwhile, everyone else leaves the bar and drives off. When he finally pulls away, the cop pulls him over, and gives him a Breathalyzer test. The test shows he has a alcohol level of 0.0. The cop says “How is this possible?” The guy says “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.” :)

Now you're talkin'... Ralphy.

Not really funny. In very bad taste. I have visited online or elsewhere with people who have lost loved ones to drunken drivers .

humor
 

Don't worry Ralphy.....I am not going to cancel you because you have a sense of humor. There are tragedies every day, and most of us have a personal example, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy a good joke now and then. Geeze, lighten up Taltarzac.

This is very funny. Just a joke.

You would probably have a hard time not finding a family in the Villages not touched by drunk driving in some manner or another. Some things should not be joked about. My cousin died on a mountain road outside of Los Angeles in a head- on collision with what I think was a drunk driver. I also had a lot of interactions with people connected to Mothers Against Drunk Drivers on-and-off since around 1992. I think they would expect me to say something. Or, hope I would.

Drinking killed my uncle. He was run over by a beer truck.

I had an ancestor who was run over by a wagon in Central Illinois in 1870 or so. That's all we know about him other than his name. "Here lies Heinz. He was run over by a wayward wagon".

Sorry, but I'm with AZ Slim on this one. Humored, for the most part, is directly or indirectly related to bad, sad or unfortunate things we all have some experience with just by living. Death isn't funny, but there are hundreds of jokes about Dieing or being dead. Lighten up.

A guy got pulled over for speeding.........
Cop said: "I was waiting for guys like you."
Speeder said: I got here as fast as I could."

Most of these are funny.


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Good humor! Ice cream too.

Smoking killed my uncle. He was also knocked down by a truck, on his way to buy some cigarettes.

Don't ever listen too, or watch Ricky Gervaise then.