golf ball
 

Have you heard about that new golf ball that automatically goes in the hole when it is within four inches? Don’t put it in your back pocket.

:laugh:

All my responses are too naughty to post.
Just one. I was practicing my chip shot when a neighbor let his chihuahua squat on my lawn. The dog had just let go when my ball rolled right up behind it. Did you know that a chihuahua can howl just like a coyote?
Use your imagination, if you dare.

Poor little guy or girl .

Someone would probably be yelling something other than Fore!