Come up quickly
 

A man called the hotel manager. He said, “Come up quickly, I fought with my wife and now she wants to throw herself out the window!” The manager said “Sir, this is a personal matter and we can’t get involved. I can call sec…” The man interrupted, “No! This is a maintenance issue. The window won’t open!”
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😄😆😉 maintenance is on the way, sir!

Take my wife please....

Henny Youngman.