piece of paper
 

My son bet me that he could make a piece of paper fly farther than I could so he spent 10 minutes making a fanciest paper airplane I’ve ever seen. The look on his face when I crumpled mine into a ball and launched it across the house was priceless.

What would titanic Thompson do? And weight in the waded up paper, more weight further it flies. Who Titanic Thompson? The greatest shyter even to take your money.