The Bored Retiree
 

A man who had recently retired and had not yet found a way to fill up his time was sitting in front of the TV one day, and being very bored, was using the remote to flip back and forth between the Fishing Channel and the Porn Channel. His very tolerant wife was sitting nearby knitting. Finally, his wife said to him, "Honey, why don't you just leave it on the Porn Channel. You already know how to fish."

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:BigApplause:

Ouch!!!