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barb1191 03-16-2011 01:41 PM

Some investment advice
 
SOME INVESTMENT ADVICE

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago, today you would have $33.00!

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Bros. one year ago, you would have $00.00 today!

But if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer and turned in the aluminum cans for recycle refund, you would have received $214.00!

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401 Keg!

Bill-n-Brillo 03-16-2011 03:20 PM

:beer3: Great plan!! :)

Bill


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