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ijusluvit 04-13-2011 08:15 PM

Big Bad Biker Story
 
A tough looking group of bikers were riding along one day when they saw a girl standing on a bridge.
It looked like she was about to jump off . . . so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, got off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

She agreed and they get into a long deep lingering kiss. After she finished, the biker said, "Wow ! That was the best kiss I have ever had . . . ..
That's a real talent you are wasting . . . . .
You could be famous . . .. . .
Why are you committing suicide?"



"My parents can't stand it when I dress up like a girl."

Bill-n-Brillo 04-13-2011 08:19 PM

WHOA!!! :22yikes: :yuck:

Bill :)

natickdan 04-13-2011 08:40 PM

And the story ends by the "big burly" biker throwing the jumper off the bridge...

K9-Lovers 04-13-2011 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by natickdan (Post 346604)
And the story ends by the "big burly" biker throwing the jumper off the bridge...

:1rotfl::clap2:

JUREK 04-14-2011 07:36 AM

Very Good
:BigApplause::BigApplause:

diskman 04-14-2011 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ijusluvit (Post 346595)
A tough looking group of bikers were riding along one day when they saw a girl standing on a bridge.
It looked like she was about to jump off . . . so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, got off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

She agreed and they get into a long deep lingering kiss. After she finished, the biker said, "Wow ! That was the best kiss I have ever had . . . ..
That's a real talent you are wasting . . . . .
You could be famous . . .. . .
Why are you committing suicide?"



"My parents can't stand it when I dress up like a girl."

Never expected that ending hahahaha :mademyday::BigApplause::thumbup:

The Great Fumar 04-14-2011 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ijusluvit (Post 346595)
A tough looking group of bikers were riding along one day when they saw a girl standing on a bridge.
It looked like she was about to jump off . . . so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, got off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

She agreed and they get into a long deep lingering kiss. After she finished, the biker said, "Wow ! That was the best kiss I have ever had . . . ..
That's a real talent you are wasting . . . . .
You could be famous . . .. . .
Why are you committing suicide?"



"My parents can't stand it when I dress up like a girl."


Nice going, I just spit coffee all over my body ........

gurgle fumar

2BNTV 05-11-2011 03:09 PM

Funny. Thanks for the laugh. I never saw that one coming.

skyguy79 05-11-2011 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by natickdan (Post 346604)
And the story ends by the "big burly" biker throwing the jumper off the bridge...

http://l.thumbs.canstockphoto.com/canstock4647265.jpgIf he could have lifted me over the rail, he would have! http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1.../theeekkkk.gif


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