Jumping on the Bed
 

The women should enjoy this one!! :)

Bill
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A sixty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while then asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care!! I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old".

The husband said, "What did he say about your 60 year old ass?"

"Your name never came up," she replied. :shocked:

Good one. Thanks for the laugh.

I'll have to remember this one.