This MAY have happened at The Villages
 

You know there are many cow pastures bordering the villages, esdpecially down where Buena Vista meets 466A. Well, this could be the locale of this story without much of a stretch......

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor."Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

Bad judgement day for this guy?

Thanks for the laugh. :1rotfl: I needed that.